Thank you so much for tagging me, ~alyssadude . In appreciation I have added you to my list of characters. Be prepared to read the hilarious things you do.

Oh, and I went a little overboard. It's pretty long, but PLEASE read it!

Pick ten characters. They can be from anything, any fandom, your own OCs, your friends, your family, anyone or any character on Earth and BEYOOOND!!!!!!! Just pretend they are in one big fan fic together!


1)L (Death Note)
2)Tom (friend)
3)William (friend)
4)Nekozawa (Ouran High School Host Club)
5) Jamie Campbell Bower (Sweeny Todd; New Moon)
6)Mr. Darcy(Pride & Prejudice)
7)Riku (Kingdom Hearts)
8)Sophie (Howl’s Moving Castle)
9)Draco(Harry Potter)
10)Alyssa (friend)


Only read the questions after you pick your characters.


1) Number three(William) has become goth. How did ten(Alyssa) and six(Mr. Darcy) bring this about?
Alyssa seduced William and introduced him to the movie Pride & Prejudice. William loved Mr. Darcy’s black attire and adopted it himself. Under Alyssa’s influence he slowly started to change his taste in music and become more goth. On December 28, 2009 William declared himself officially a goth on his new myspace profile.


2) Number one(L) has fallen in love with the new Mary-Sue exchange student! What does he/she like about the Mary-Sue and what does he or she have to do to woo Mary-Sue?
L likes the Mary-sue because she looks like Light. Her hair is in a similar style, yet her features are so attractive. L cannot believe he has found the love of his life. She is a college student six years younger than L, but L does not care. To woo her he follows her everywhere and leaves sweets and chocolates for her. He’s got her house bugged so he knows what she does at every moment. He hacked into her files to find her phone number and email address. He’s been sending her anonymous love emails and texting her sweet messages. Mary-sue for some reason, even though she knows he is a creepy stalker, finds herself looking at him more and more. She smiles at his messages and finally gives into him one day while he follows her in the rain with no umbrella. It starts by her yelling at him, offering her umbrella. He approaches her, she drops her umbrella, and a romantic kiss follows.


3) Eight(Sophie) has just walked in on two(Tom) and five(Jamie) having sex. What is their explanation to eight(Sophie) and how does eight(Sophie) react?
Tom and Jamie say that they wanted to try mansex at least once. They were fairly curious how it worked after they read tons of yaoi fanfiction online. At least, that is what they claimed. Sophie just gives them a strange look and is glad that she has Howl, a good man who would never do something like that. But then Sophie remembers how random and curious Howl can be. She blocks all fanfiction sites on Howl’s computer and makes Tom and Jamie promise to never talk to Howl of the incident. She is so demanding that they obey. She catches them a week later and they admit the truth: Howl put them up to it.


4) What TV show do nine(Draco) and five(Jamie) watch together and what is their reaction to the show?
Draco and Jamie love watching Gossip Girl. They love the hot chicks and admire the high class of society presented in the show. Draco’s fashion style soon mimics some of the characters in the show. Jamie has a strange urge to try on a skimpy dress. He and Draco attend a high class party together and roleplay as two characters from the show. They love the show and make it a habit to watch it together everytime it comes on. Draco’s father finds out about it and finds himself addicted to the show. Jamie and Draco decide to watch it at Jamie’s house instead where Lucius cannot barge in.


5) You want write a song fic about seven’s(Riku) past. What song is it and what is the fic’s plot?
“Animal I Have Become” by Three Days Grace. The plot is his strong desire to escape and see the worlds outside of his own. This desire leads him to darkness. It leads him to become an animal.


6) Four(Nekozawa) and eight(Sophie) team up to learn ten’s(Alyssa) darkest secret. How do they do it and what is the secret that they learn?
Nekozawa hires Sophie to help him find Alyssa’s deep dark secret because she is clever and has connections to magic. Sophie gets Howl to use magic to help them. After attempting to place spells himself, Nekozawa follows Alyssa under an invisibility spell, Nekozawa discovers Alyssa’s deep dark secret. He is shocked when he discovers it and it takes him weeks to recover. Alyssa is in love with him. (She even has a stuffed doll of him that she makes out with and does other dirty things with)


7) One(L) and seven(Riku) must spend a weekend vacation together. Where do they go? What do they do?
L and Riku decide to go to Halloweentown over Christmas weekend. L ends up investigating murder there and Riku helps in small ways. L and Riku didn’t like each other at first, but as they realize each other’s good points, they become tolerant of one another. They have a nice snuggly Boxing Day together after the murder has been solved. The snuggling started after Riku brought in two hot chocolates melting many little marshmellows in them.


8) Six(Mr. Darcy) has gotten drunk. What does he or she do to two(Tom)?
Mr. Darcy, in his drunken state, believes Tom is his son. He keeps telling him ‘when you grow up…’ lessons about how to lead a civilized life with several warnings about being careful with hot tempered women.


9) When eight(Sophie) goes to Hogwarts what house is he/she sorted in and why?
Ravenclaw because she’s just that smart. Howl is put in Slytherin which makes Sophie very mad. She sends Calcifer on the sorting hat and the hat redeclares Howl a Ravenclaw. He becomes an embarrassment to Ravenclaws but Sophie doesn’t care, because she can be with Howl. Snape loves Howl and wishes Howl could be in his house, Slytherin.


10) Two(Tom) must save nine(Draco) during the Zombie Apocalypse. Why? And how does he/she do it?
Draco accidentally stumbled across the set to a live action movie. Tom simply yells cut and all the zombies stop.


11) What is the “canon” evidence that three(William) and four(Nekozawa) are in a relationship?
William turned goth because of Alyssa and got into the occult where he met Nekozawa. They carry dolls of each other around with big hearts on them.


12) Six(Mr. Darcy), five(Jamie), and one(L) form a band. What music do they play and who plays which instrument?
Uh… probably L and Mr. Darcy are the most unlikely people to form a band. But Jamie is actually a lead singer in a band, so let’s make it work. Darcy writes poetic love songs, plays the piano, and sings background vocals. Jamie’s the lead singer (of course) and guitarist. And L does the drums. Um…romantic punk rock songs with an old style flare.


13) Two(Tom) and three(William) star in a fic called “The Tears We Cry” what is the fic’s summary?
Tom and William both have girlfriends. But one night in the same place, the girls dump them. They walk and sit in a corner depressed and order drinks. They start up a slow depressed conversation and share their sorrows. It turns out the life they have both been living so far is very similar. They are astounded. They both make a pact that they will help the other get back the girl they love. Tom makes William into a really cool, hot guy, and William teaches Tom all about being sweet and wooing the lady. After they both think they may have a chance at getting their girls back, a terrible thing happens. Tom’s girl gets run over by a car. She is in the hospital now. William comforts Tom and goes with him to visit his girl. While they are there, William gets a phone call. His mother has just died of a heart attack. William tells Tom that his mother has died. Tom goes with William to the funeral and William’s girl also attends. His girl refuses to talk to him. Tom’s girl slowly gets better and goes out of the hospital. She and Tom are back together, but William is still alone. His girl hasn’t spoken to him. One day while Tom is out with his girlfriend, William has an accident. Tom receives a text and rushes off to William. His girl gets angry that he leaves. Tom spends the next few weeks helping William recover in the hospital and his girlfriend dumps him because of it. William’s girl finally comes in and tells him why she hasn’t been talking to him. She’s pregnant with another man’s baby. She had wanted to tell him before. Then Tom finds out that his dad is forcing him to move back home. He doesn’t want to go and leave William behind with no friends and no one to comfort him. He stays which angers his father. His father comes and finds him to pick him up. He beats Tom for staying because of William. But Tom demands to stay there. His father cutts off all ties with him. Tom must get a job to make money. William gets better and takes on a job too at the same place as Tom. There William meets a girl. After a few more hardships, the story ends with Tom getting back with his girlfriend and William with this new girl. They remain friends and always turn to one another when they feel weak—or when they cry.


14) How does seven(Riku) kill nine(Draco) and why?
Riku stabs Draco with his keyblayde repeatedly for several hours until Draco dies. He did this because Draco made fun of him for looking lowerclass and having old man hair. Draco also strongly hinted that Sora was an idiot and an embarrassment to the world.


15) What is five’s(Jamie) animal familiar?
Jamie has a llama as an animal familiar.


16) Four(Nekozawa) and one(L) get into a cat fight, why? And who wins?
Well, Nekozawa loves cats, so he has super cat fighting skills. L stole Nekozawa’s puppet so he could investigate it for a crime, and Nekozawa got mad and threatened to use these awesome cat skills against L. L didn’t believe him. So the challenge went on. The fight was fierce but L won and was way too proud about it. Luckily, Nekozawa got Belzeelnef back unharmed and returned to his dark sanctuary. Nekozawa now has seventeen curses placed on L. He hopes L will perish soon and remember him when he does. (He is also working to improve his super cat fighting skills which consist of high-pitched meowing and moving the hands still under the cloak like cat paws)


17) How do seven(Riku) and ten(Alyssa) hook up for a one night stand?
They meet at an anime convention and discover their rooms are adjoined. They unlock the door and decide to have a bit of fun while Sora sleeps.


18) In a high-school angst fic what drug does four(Nekozawa) get addicted to? And how does six(Mr. Darcy) get nine(Draco) pregnant? (It cannot be switched.)
Nekozawa gets addicted to a new drug made with mushrooms. He goes into fantasy land while taking this drug and believes himself a handsome prince. Mr. Darcy is a teacher at the school. He teaches science and has developed a new scientific way for males to have babies. To test it out he takes his top student, Draco, and gives him the nessessary parts. Draco thinks it is an innocent experiment (Mr. Darcy hasn’t told him what it actually does), but then Mr. Darcy starts having sex with Draco and he freaks out. Then Draco gets ill. The doctor is shocked when he finds Draco is pregnant. It makes the news and everybody learns of it. Though no one knows who did it. Except Nekozawa who saw it happen. But he was in lala land then. Mr. Darcy discovers Nekozawa’s addiction and takes the mushroom-smoke away from him. Nekozawa has terrible withdrawal symptons and must go to the nurse. He finds himself alone in there with Draco, the pregnant boy. They discuss their stories, deciding to trust one another. They realize Mr. Darcy is a bad man and get him arrested. Draco has the baby and claims Nekozawa is the father. Since no other girls have ever or will ever dare date Nekozawa, the story is fully believable. Though Draco’s gender is questioned many times.


19) Eight(Sophie) and three(William) are in a decidedly awkward situation. What is the situation? How did they get into it and how do they get out of it?
Sophie and William were in a very heated debate. A man comes in and mistakes William for Howl. He says they should make up and pushes William towards Sophie. William trips and falls on top of Sophie. She prompty shoves him off her then shoves the man who walked in out the door. William stands up and follows her. Sophie is unaware he is behind her. She turns around quickly to march to where she thinks he is and yell at him. She does not expect him and their lips meet as she turns. Then Howl walks in.


20) Ten(Alyssa) has become a vampire. What is his or her reaction? What does he or she do?
She is scared at first and not willing to accept it. But then she meets this vampire guy and he shows her that it’s not all bad. She lives her life as a vampire with this man and comes to love and accept what she is.


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